Friday, September 17, 2004

how business is done

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : 'I will choose my own bride'.
Jack: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son : 'Well, in that case...'

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.
Jack: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates : 'But my daughter is too young to marry.'
Jack: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.' Bill
Gates : 'Ah, in that case...'

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Jack: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President : 'But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.'
Jack: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President : 'Ah,in that case.....'"

if the above is true.. i have to get ready.. to NOT survive in the real world

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